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Theressa Brown


Happy Birthday To Me!

Now that I have turned 47 years old, this is What I Know for Sure…..

I should have gotten that boob job ten years ago, because if these things get any longer I will be jumping rope with them.

The definition of Poise no longer means to me: to place or hold in a steady position. It now means something I have to wear to protect me when I laugh, sneeze or cough.

I really do not like people!

My th...ighs rub together so hard when I walk; I think that somebody is barbequing! Then I say to myself, Lawd Jezus it’s a Fire!

A glass of wine does the body good, but a bottle of wine does the body great!

Menopause has me sweating like I stole something, crying for no reason, gaining weight like I’m pregnant, mad cause I can’t remember one day from the next, sleeping in an ungodly fashion, waking up every morning with a TWA (Teenie Weenie Afro) and going bald errwhere!! I’m literally a hot mess!

I still love spending time with Kristin and Collin. I’m so thankful for them!

I have learned to forgive myself.

I believe in paying tithe

My favorite hymn is, “Oh How I Love Jesus.” I still cry every time hear it.

My teeth hurt! Moyock here I come!

I miss my mommie and my brother Ronnie

I want to spend the rest of my life helping children

I still believe in love. Now will I ever marry again well…..ain’t nobody got time for dat!

I want to go heaven

I am a loner

I have finally accepted that I will never get back to a size 5. I have embraced my size 10, but why is size 12 starring me in my face!

I want to live in Nice, France

Cussing is a stress reliever

I have one best friend and a possible

Sounds come out of me in the mornings that are not suitable for the human ear or nose

Church is good for my soul

I laugh more than I cry, eat more than I should, talk to myself and answer myself daily, sing off key, cuss every now and then, ask for forgiveness often, pray every day, and love God with all my heart, mind, body and soul

For all of you who know the words of prayer, pray my strength in the Lawd and you shall have my prayers

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06/13/2013 1:28PM
Happy Birthday To Me!
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06/17/2013 9:17AM
Happy Birthday Terri!
Man, I can always count on you for good laugh! I needed a picker-upper this morning and you made it happen with this crazy blog posting. Man I gotta lift myself off the floor from laughing so hard! "Pray for me and you shall have my prayers"...old school version-roflol
06/17/2013 10:30PM
is it you??
if you were in the navy, text me or call..7572772673..tony..
06/24/2013 2:14PM
Hello Theressa, I'm writing this comment to you in hopes that I can some how get a copy of the Midday Moment you gave on Monday, 24th of June, because it was right on target and I like to past it on to some people who may not have gotten a chance to hear it. If you could send it to my email address ( or please direct me on how I might be able to obtain. Thank you for your inspirations. Michael Copeland
08/07/2013 12:06PM
Happy belated birthday!
Theressa you are beautiful! Inside and out!
10/18/2013 4:33AM
AND Still I stand, rise, praise and Give Thanks
All that and you LOVE you just as much as I do. You have had a mountain of self-awareness these past few (47) years and can live love and laugh about it. Oh and you are here with me to hear you r laughter. I love you for loving yourself enough to say all the true things you feel and do not care about the judgments or criticisms of others. Spoken like a true BTW Alumni and Norfolkian I love you. The best part is with all the mess you know for a fact that you are blessed and glad in it. I love you and keep doing what you do those babies watching need all they can get from us. I want to read and succeed with you too when I get back to the states it is a date. Oh yeah we have to do it before the wine part though...LOL When I first met you - you were a star shining and didn't know it and your are still humble in your light but God keeps you shining bright. From me to you - This little light of mine God gonna make it shine. No matter what I do God gonna make it shine. That means you do not have to try keeping walking by faith and God will do the rest. This you know. Love you Glorina J. Tukes (Manama, Bahrain - Middle East)
12/11/2013 10:48AM
Theressa I havent talked to you since you left household. How are u email me so we can catch up I will send you number then only a crazy person would place their phone # on a blog lol by the why this is Lashawn (Shawn)
06/12/2014 10:03PM
Many Blessings continually
Hi Theressa B. I haven't spoken to you in a great while, but you are always so uplifting! I love what you are continually doing with the children literacy program, keep up all the good work. God Bless. Kelley
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