Now that I have turned 47 years old, this is What I Know for Sure…..
I should have gotten that boob job ten years ago, because if these things get any longer I will be jumping rope with them.
The definition of Poise no longer means to me: to place or hold in a steady position. It now means something I have to wear to protect me when I laugh, sneeze or cough.
I really do not like people!
My th...ighs rub together so hard when I walk; I think that somebody is barbequing! Then I say to myself, Lawd Jezus it’s a Fire!
A glass of wine does the body good, but a bottle of wine does the body great!
Menopause has me sweating like I stole something, crying for no reason, gaining weight like I’m pregnant, mad cause I can’t remember one day from the next, sleeping in an ungodly fashion, waking up every morning with a TWA (Teenie Weenie Afro) and going bald errwhere!! I’m literally a hot mess!
I still love spending time with Kristin and Collin. I’m so thankful for them!
I have learned to forgive myself.
I believe in paying tithe
My favorite hymn is, “Oh How I Love Jesus.” I still cry every time hear it.
My teeth hurt! Moyock here I come!
I miss my mommie and my brother Ronnie
I want to spend the rest of my life helping children
I still believe in love. Now will I ever marry again well…..ain’t nobody got time for dat!
I want to go heaven
I am a loner
I have finally accepted that I will never get back to a size 5. I have embraced my size 10, but why is size 12 starring me in my face!
I want to live in Nice, France
Cussing is a stress reliever
I have one best friend and a possible
Sounds come out of me in the mornings that are not suitable for the human ear or nose
Church is good for my soul
I laugh more than I cry, eat more than I should, talk to myself and answer myself daily, sing off key, cuss every now and then, ask for forgiveness often, pray every day, and love God with all my heart, mind, body and soul
For all of you who know the words of prayer, pray my strength in the Lawd and you shall have my prayers
This year let your faith lead you. Your faith can either lead you to your destiny or to defeat. It is all in what you believe. God requires us to have the faith the size of a mustard seed and with that faith God says that we can move a mountain. Now, the mustard seed is the smallest of all seeds upon the earth, yet after it is planted it grows up and becomes the greatest of all garden herbs. It puts out large branches so that the birds of the air are able to make nests and dwell in its shade. As small as the mustard seed is, it is one of the greatest herbs and it puts out large branches so that the birds can make their nest and have shade. So if the mustard seed does that to the ground and provides a home for the birds, what do you believe mustard seed faith can do for you? Let me tell you what it can do for you…It can open doors no man can shut, it can make a way out of no way, it can make you the head and not the tail, it can make you the lender and not the borrower, mustard seed faith can give you peace in the midst of the storm, and it can give you the desires of your heart. Mustard seed faith that is what God requires you to have and with that you can move a mountain. Whatever the mountains are in your life today all is you need is mustard seed faith. That’s your Midday Moment
Well a lot has changed since the last time I blogged. And here it goes……. Kristin is in her second year of college. Collin is tenth grade and is doing great. My dog Meesha is still spoiled and mean as ever. And me……. Well I didn’t get married. Will I ever marry you may ask? Only the good Lawd knows. Some say, I did not marry because I am too mean, others say I did not marry because I am stuck in my ways, and the majority says, I did not get married, because I needed stronger medication!! I agree with all three!!!
Moving right along to my weight…... The last time we spoke I lost a great deal of weight. But somehow the weight has made itself back onto my body in the form of fried chicken, pizza, wine, wine, wine, and oh yeah more wine. So I’m back to losing weight again. It’s nothing wrong with losing things, I have lost my mind and it’s been the greatest feeling ever!!! Hell I don’t even want my mind back!! On a sad note, my brother Ronnie passed suddenly in March and I’m still grieving his death. My heart hurts as I write this. My assurance is… Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal. Rest in Peace Ronnie I will see you on the other side.
Things that are still the same….I still miss and want my mother more than you will ever know. I still love the hymns of the church and sing them daily at home of course. I still don’t like people. I still love hanging out with my children and giving back to my community. I still love God and believe that heaven is my final home. I still don’t like writing blogs but I have too, because my boss made it mandatory. So I’ll talk with you in the next blog and the blog after that, and the blog after that, and so on…. And so on… and so on….. Because I need my job……Blessings
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