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Top 10 Ways to Get A "RAISE"

Ok folks, here's a blog that was first published July 2010.  Back by popular demand........
Lots of people would like to get a "RAISE" but just don’t know how to go about it.  So, I’m here to help.  Just for you, the top ten ways to get a "RAISE."
Number 10 – Wear elevated shoes.
Number 9  -   Sit on a inflatable tube and blow
Number 8 -    Get in a hot air balloon and look down as you go up
Number 7 -   Climb a tree, ladder or stairs while your friend stays on                         the ground
Number 6 -   Ride an express elevator or a slow escalator
Number 5 -   Stay in your car while it’s on a lift getting an oil change
Number 4 -   Walk on your tippy toes.
Number 3 -   Jump on a trampoline or pogo stick.
Number 2 -   Get a job in the shipyard as a crane operator

And the number one way to get a "RAISE":
For men – Watch porn
For women – Implants




 
08/19/2014 8:22PM
Top 10 Ways to Get A "RAISE"
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