Ok folks, here's a blog that was first published July 2010. Back by popular demand........
Lots of people would like to get a "RAISE" but just don’t know how to go about it. So, I’m here to help. Just for you, the top ten ways to get a "RAISE."
Number 10 – Wear elevated shoes.
Number 9 - Sit on a inflatable tube and blow
Number 8 - Get in a hot air balloon and look down as you go up
Number 7 - Climb a tree, ladder or stairs while your friend stays on the ground
Number 6 - Ride an express elevator or a slow escalator
Number 5 - Stay in your car while it’s on a lift getting an oil change
Number 4 - Walk on your tippy toes.
Number 3 - Jump on a trampoline or pogo stick.
Number 2 - Get a job in the shipyard as a crane operator
And the number one way to get a "RAISE":
For men – Watch porn
For women – Implants